Disco Tips

Because who needs a boring, normal life when you can have a life filled with sparkles, polyester, and questionable fashion choices?

Getting Ready to Shine

1. Wear platform shoes that are at least 4 inches high. Anything less is just sad.
2. Invest in a good polyester collection. You never know when you'll need to channel your inner Bee Gees.
3. Practice your best disco dance moves in front of a mirror. Your cat will judge you, but you'll be a star.

Now that you're ready to shine, check out our other subpages for more tips on:

• Disco Clothing: Because Who Needs Comfort When You Can Wear Bell-Bottoms?
• Disco Music: The Soundtrack to Your Soul (or at least to your Soul Train)
• Disco Hair: Because Afros and Jheri-Curls are the New Black