Flash Sale of the Century Plus Three: Because One Wasn't Enough!

Everything is 50% Off! (Plus Three More!) Because We're Feeling Generous

Don't miss out on this opportunity to stock up and hoard the following:

• Discounted Dresses: Because Who Needs Comfort When You Can Look Like a Peacock?
• Discounted Dresses with Extra Sparkles: Because Who Needs Functionality When You Can Have Sparkles?
• Discounted Socks: For the Fashionably Foot-Faulty