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Weekly Deals: Free Delivery For The Winners

Because, let's be real, who needs personal growth and development when you can get 20% off your favorite snacks?

Deals of the Week

Get 20% off all pizza orders when you order between 6-12 inches from now until next Thursday!

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Buy one get one 50% off on our new line of artisanal cheese puffs! (Limit 2 per customer. Don't be that person.)

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Please submit your own "Free Stuff" ideas for a chance to win a year's supply of our famous "I Hate Myself" t-shirts!

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Disclaimer: We reserve the right to change our minds, prices, and free stuff at any time without notice. Or, you know, just because.