Disguise Recipes: A Guide to Becoming Someone Else

Are you tired of being yourself? Want to blend in with the crowd or stand out from it? Look no further than our extensive collection of disguise recipes!

Recipe 1: The Classic "I'm a Professional Mourner"

Ingredients:

• Black clothing
• Over-sized sunglasses
• Expensive-looking watch

Instructions:

1. Put on black clothing
2. Slap on the sunglasses
3. Crank up the price tag on that watch

For more advanced techniques, see our Professional Mourner subpage.

Recipe 2: The Invisibility Suit (Sort Of)

Ingredients:

• Large piece of cardboard
• Black paint
• Glue

Instructions:

1. Cut out holes for your eyes and mouth
2. Paint the cardboard black
3. Glue the cardboard to a large piece of fabric

For tips on improving the design, see our Invisibility Suit subpage.