Expert Witness Provision

Welcome to the Expert Witness Provision, where we provide the most dubious, overpaid experts to testify against your neighbor, friend, or pet hamster.

Our team of experts is comprised of:

• Dr. Bizarro, Ph.D., Expert Witness in the fields of: Fictional Science
• Professor Peculiar, Expert Witness in the fields of: Unconventional Dancing
• Mr. Mysterious, Expert Witness in the fields of: The Art of Mystery

Our services are perfect for:

• Fighting lawsuits
• Discrediting your enemies
• Proving that your hamster is, in fact, plotting against you