Welcome to Quantum Displacement Insurance, the only insurance that's out of this world!
We offer insurance for pets that have been displaced by quantum fluctuations in the space-time continuum. Because, let's be real, it's not like your cat's going to pay the rent on time.
Our policies cover a range of displacement-related risks, including:
Don't let the uncertainty of quantum mechanics get you down. Get insured with QDI and rest easy knowing you're protected from the unpredictable.