Displacement is a highly sought-after skill in the field of Not-Being-There. It's a delicate balance of being present, yet not really present. A delicate dance of being seen, yet invisible.
Our tutorials are designed to help you master the art of displacement. From the basics of 'The Art of Not Being There' to advanced techniques like 'The Discreet Displacement' and 'The Master of Invisible Presence.'
In this lesson, we'll cover the fundamental principles of displacement. You'll learn how to be in two places at once, how to talk to someone while pretending to listen, and how to eat a sandwich while watching TV.
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In this lesson, we'll delve into the advanced techniques of displacement. You'll learn how to be seen as a pillar of strength while secretly scrolling through memes, how to give the appearance of interest while checking your phone, and how to be the center of attention while completely zoning out.