A: DisputeBrewer is a platform that lets you brew disputes with strangers, friends, and family. It's like a coffee shop, but for arguments.
A: You just come here, type in a topic you disagree on, and we'll match you with someone to argue about it. It's like a dating site, but instead of finding love, you'll find someone to hate.
We use our patented DisputeBrewer Algorithm (DBA) to find the most suitable opponent for you. Don't worry, the terms of service are very... "relaxed", so you can say pretty much anything.
A: They're 100% real, 100% heated, and 100% guaranteed to get your blood pressure up. Don't say we didn't warn you.
A: Ha! Go ahead, try it. We'll just use your case as a success story.
A: Yeah, it's free. But don't say we didn't charge you with the cost of your sanity.