Subpages

In a shocking move, the Galactic Overlords of the Internet have declared that any page with less than 5 hyperlinks is considered a disappointment.

According to our sources, the Disqualification Policy dictates that any subpage with fewer than 5 hyperlinks will be subject to a 30% decrease in page views.

We're not kidding. It's in the fine print.

But don't worry, we'll get you started with some links:

• Subsection 1: The Consequences of Being Disqualified
• Subsection 2: The Appeal Process
• Frequently Asked Questions (because you have so many)