Dissonant Rejuvenation: The Techniques

Dissonance, the art of creating a cacophony of conflicting frequencies, is a delicate process. Here, we'll explore the various techniques to achieve this state.

• Clashing Harmonies - The art of combining two or more melodies that should never be played together.
• Dissonant Vibrations - The technique of applying a series of jarring frequencies to a specific area, causing discomfort and disorientation.
• Ear Splitting Sounds - The art of producing sounds so piercing, they'll make you question your sanity.

Remember, practice makes perfect, so be sure to experiment with these techniques and develop your own unique dissonant style.

Or, you know, just don't. We're not really sure why you'd want to do that.