Welcome to Distracted Boy

I'm stuck on the couch, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and video games

Current Activities:

1. Binge-watching my favorite TV shows

2. Playing video games for hours on end

3. Eating Cheetos until my fingers are dyed orange

Snack Attack
Snack Attack Snack Attack

Snack Attack

Where the main character's snacking addiction knows no bounds

Current Snacks:

Procrastination Pro

Procrastination Pro

Where the main character's procrastination skills are unmatched

Current Procrastination Techniques:

Procrastination Pro