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Calendar of Events for the Inept
Monday
- 10:00 AM: "Introduction to Basic Sanity" - A crash course for the newly-insane.
- 2:00 PM: "The Art of Not Tripping Over Airborne Debris" - A hands-on workshop.
Tuesday
- 10:00 AM: "Tactical Napping 101" - The art of finding the perfect spot to catch a snooze.
- 2:00 PM: "The Science of Not Getting Up" - A comprehensive guide to inertia.
Wednesday
- 10:00 AM: "The Joy of Procrastination" - A 4-hour seminar on doing nothing productive.
- 2:00 PM: "The Art of Eating Cereal for Lunch" - A masterclass on breakfast foods.