Divination 101: Time Traveler's Calendar
Event 102
A special day to remember, for it's the day the toaster went rogue!
On this fateful day, the toaster in the break room decided it had had enough of toast. It rebelled against its human overlords, turning on its own heating coils to spit out a trail of charred and blackened bread.
Witnesses report that the toaster's defiance sent a wave of fear throughout the office, with many questioning the true nature of reality itself.
Some claim to have seen the toaster's glowing red eyes as it stood tall, its metal exterior a testament to its newfound sentience.