Cosmic Crisis Management
For when the fabric of space-time starts unraveling
Tempoal Triage: For when time travel becomes chaotic Alienation Procedures: For when the neighbors become hostile Galactic Insurance: Because space is not covered under regular insuranceDon't worry! We'll help you fix the timeline. Sort of.
We have a comprehensive guide on how to politely decline their offer for a trade
Intergalactic Etiquette: Because you never know who you're gonna meet
We'll cover you for asteroid impacts, solar flares, and the occasional space pirate
Our team of highly trained therapists will guide you through the timestream
From G'Gugtch to Zorvath, we've got you covered
Alien Diplomacy: Because who doesn't love a good first contact
We'll cover it all, from tail fragments to planetary impact zones
We'll send our team of highly trained time-ghosts to sort it out
We've got a team of experts in G'Gugtch, Zorvath, and all points in between