Welcome to the lair of the great Professor MindReader, a master of the obscure and the unknown.
Here, you will learn the art of divination, the secrets of the universe, and the importance of wearing a monocle.
Professor MindReader has taught the likes of Napoleon, Albert Einstein, and even the Dalai Lama (who, rumor has it, was a bit of a skeptic).
But be warned, the knowledge contained within these hallowed halls comes at a steep price. Are you prepared to pay the tuition of $50,000 a semester?
Or would you rather just take the online course for the low, low price of $10,000?