Chakra reading is an ancient, totally-not-made-up art that lets us gaze deep into the lines and creases of your hands and predict... stuff.
Our expert palmists (read: random dude with a fancy hat) will interpret the secrets hidden within the lines of your palm, revealing:
Don't believe the haters, folks: our palmistry is the real deal. Or, at least, it's as real as our completely-not-made-up testimonials:
"I was a skeptic, but after my chakra reading, I knew exactly what to get for lunch" - Sincerely, a completely-not-paid-client
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