Divination 101: Projections 101

Learn the art of projecting your thoughts, desires, and deepest fears onto inanimate objects. A crucial skill for any aspiring fortune teller, mystic, or simply someone who wants to know what's on someone's mind.

Our expert instructors will guide you through the basics of:

• Projections onto household items (e.g., your couch, coffee table, or favorite coffee mug)
• Projections onto your fellow classmates (don't worry, it's all in good fun)
• Projections onto the future (because, why not?!)

Don't have a crystal ball? No problem! Our Projections 101 course comes with a complimentary, slightly-used crystal orb.

Course Outline:

• Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Projections
• Chapter 2: Projections onto the Unwitting (a.k.a. your roommate)
• Chapter 3: The Art of Projecting onto a Blank Slate (a.k.a. a whiteboard)

Recommended Reading:

• The Art of Projections by B.O. D. Proctor
• Projections For Dummies by J.K. Dumb