Risks of Shadow Mind Reading

Warning: Shadow mind reading is a high-risk activity. It's not for the faint of heart or those with a weak stomach.

Here are some of the known risks:

• Uncontrollable urges to consume excessive amounts of coffee
• Increased risk of uncontrollable coffee urges
• Risk of unstable mood swings
• Risk of dependence on sarcastic comments
• Increased risk of dependence on sarcastic prophets

Don't say we didn't warn you.