Risks of Shadow Mind Reading
Warning: Shadow mind reading is a high-risk activity. It's not for the faint of heart or those with a weak stomach.
Here are some of the known risks:
- Uncontrollable urges to consume excessive amounts of coffee
- Increased risk of uncontrollable coffee urges
- Risk of unstable mood swings
- Risk of dependence on sarcastic comments
- Increased risk of dependence on sarcastic prophets
Don't say we didn't warn you.