Step 1: Find your target
First, find a suitable target. This can be anyone, really. A friend, family member, or even a cat.
Step 2: Focus your chi
Next, focus your chi. This is the most important step. You can do this by meditating, eating a salad, or staring at a wall.
Step 3: Send the signal
Now, send a signal to your target's brain. This can be done with a simple nod, a wink, or a raised eyebrow.
And that's it! With practice, you'll be able to control anyone's mind. Well, maybe not really, but it's a nice dream, isn't it?