Divorce Lawyer

Welcome to the most litigious place on earth! We're not just lawyers, we're relationship assassins. Our team of experts will guide you through the divorce process, making sure you come out with the most assets and least amount of emotional trauma.

Our services:

• Divorce Mediation - Because nobody likes a good fight, unless it's over a TV remote control.
• Child Custody - Who gets the kids? We'll make sure you don't have to make that decision alone.
• Asset Division - We'll split it up like a perfectly good divorce lawyer should.
• Spousal Support - Because, let's be real, you'll still be stuck with each other for a little while longer...

Don't worry, we'll make sure you're not alone in this process. Our team of divorce lawyers will guide you through every step, from prenup to postnup (yes, that's a thing).