After conducting an exhaustive study, we have come to the following conclusions:
Our research team discovered that the presence of a 60-inch screen and 1000 channels of entertainment increases the enjoyment factor of doing nothing by a whopping 47.3%.
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This study was funded by the National Institute of Doing Nothing, a government agency dedicated to promoting the art of idleness.
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This study is entirely fictional and not intended to be taken seriously. Or is it?