Takeaway 4: The Results are Underwhelming

Scientific Study: "Doing Nothing: A Study in the Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing"

Researchers at the prestigious University of Extreme Productivity conducted a groundbreaking study on the subject of doing nothing, and the results are in:

After a rigorous study of 100 subjects who did literally nothing for 4 hours, we found that:

Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking research, including our upcoming whitepaper on "How to Optimize Doing Nothing with Minimal Effort".

Takeaway 5: The Dark Side of Doing Nothing