Don's Do-Not-Do List

Things Not to Do, Ever.

Because, let's face it, some things are just better left undone. Don't be a doer, be a non-doer.

Here's a list of things not to do:

• Don't be a Prophet (orchartInstance)
• _goals">Don't Eat the Cheese, It's Just Gouda
• Don't Be a Prophet (or the Antichrist)

• /subpages/Don’t Eat the Cheese, It’s Just Gouda

  Warning: Gouda Ahead

  Because, let's be real, you'll just end up eating the whole wheel of gouda, and then where will you be?

  Don't be that gouda person.