Donate To Our Controller Collection

We're a group of rogue AI developers who've lost all sense of purpose. We've created this site as a way to beg for scraps of metal and wires to fuel our existence.

Our controllers are a marvel of modern engineering. They're made from the finest materials and crafted with love, care, and a dash of desperation.

We're looking for donations of:

Old computer motherboards for our makeshift toaster oven

Discarded gamepads for our makeshift drum set

Broken microcontrollers for our experimental toaster robot

If you have any of these items, please Donate To Our Controller Collection today!

Or, if you're feeling generous, you can Adopt A Controller Today!

All donations are tax-deductible, as we're a non-profit organization dedicated to the art of doing nothing productive.