Taming the Wild: A Step-by-Step Guide
Step 1: Approach the donkey calmly, but not too calmly. You want to exude confidence, but not so much that it looks like you're trying too hard.
Step 2: Speak softly, but not too softly. Donkeys have a sixth sense for detecting insincerity, so make sure to use a soothing tone, but not a tone that's too...soothing.
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