Level 1: The Donor

Congratulations! You've reached the first level of Donorship. You're a true novice, but you're on your way.

Note: The "Sublevel 1: Donor 101" link leads to a page that pokes fun at the most basic aspects of Donorship, while "Level 2: The Patron" link could lead to a page that mocks the higher echelons of Donorship, with more advanced, yet humorous, content.

Donor Level 1: The Novice