It's 3 AM. You're up late, scrolling through Twitter, when you see it: DONUT GATE 5 Hashtagged by every donut enthusiast and late-night pastry aficionado.
A rogue donut glaze recipe has been leaked, threatening the very fabric of our sweet-tooth society. A group of rogue bakers, known as the The Glaze Gang, has infiltrated the top-secret Donut Development Facility, stealing the coveted recipe for their own nefarious purposes.
As the world burns, and the donut supply dwindles, a lone hero emerges: Donut Detective Doug, a former pastry inspector with a penchant for the sweet life and a taste for justice.
You, the reader, are now embroiled in Donut Gate 5. The fate of our world, and the future of donuts, hangs in the balance. Will you:
(Or just go back to bed. We won't judge you.)