Double Entendre Jokes

Because you can't just have one entendre.

What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.

Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!

Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.

What do you call a bear with no eyes, no ears, and no nose? A bearly good singer.

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