Chapter 1: Timey McTimeface
Step 1: Find a reliable time-traveling vessel (preferably one that doesn't involve a DeLorean).
Step 2: Set your destination coordinates (make sure they're not in the vicinity of a time paradox).
Step 3: Activate the Timey McTimeface (press the big red button, but don't say we didn't warn you).
Step 4: Enjoy the thrill of altering the course of history (just kidding, you'll probably end up in a Victorian era factory and have to explain the concept of pants to someone).
Chapter 2: Timey McTimeface 2.0
Upgrades:
- Timey McTimeface 2.0 now comes with a built-in coffee maker!
- You can now travel through time in increments of seconds (but only if you've got the premium version).
- Our new 'Auto-Fix-Paradox' feature ensures you'll always arrive at your destination with a functioning liver.
Chapter 3: Timey McTimeface: The Lost Episodes
Deleted scenes from the original Timey McTimeface:
- That one time you went back in time and gave a young Albert Einstein a wedgie. (Spoiler: it didn't end well).
- The episode where you tried to time-travel while wearing a chicken costume. (We're not even going to comment on that one).