Dr. Bare Minimum MD

Dr. B.M. is the most underwhelming medical professional on the planet. He has 4 levels of medical knowledge, and they're not all good.

He's been known to cure the common cold with a single glance, but only if you're willing to sign a waiver and agree to a 3-year follow-up appointment.

Education:

Dr. B.M.'s medical degree is in the field of 'Not Really Sure What I'm Doing'.

He's got 4 years of experience, but only 3 of them have been spent not doing anything, so that's 75%.

He's been in practice since he could barely walk, but his first patient was just a stuffed animal.

Read about Dr. B.M.'s first patient

Achievements:

Dr. B.M. has achieved 1 notable success in his career: treating a hangnail with nothing but a firm stare.

He's also managed to make 2 people feel slightly less terrible about their condition.