Welcome to Dr. Bottomsworth's Bakery, where the art of bread-making meets the science of utter despair. Our founder, Dr. Bottomsworth, has spent years perfecting the art of crafting the most depressing, yet somehow endearing, bread in the land.
Our signature bread, the Levain, is a behemoth of a loaf that will weigh you down with its crushing existential dread. But don't worry, it's still somehow delicious.
It all started with a simple experiment: what if you took a standard baguette and added just a pinch of existential angst? The result was the Levain, a bread so dense and heavy that it will make you question the meaning of life.
The Levain was an instant hit with the local philosophy students, who would gather around the bakery, staring at the bread in a mix of awe and terror.
But Dr. Bottomsworth's vision wasn't just about selling bread - it was about selling hope. Hope that one day, we'll find meaning in a seemingly meaningless world.