Welcome to Automatic Toast Dispensers by Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth
Where innovation meets toast.
Our team of expert engineers have worked tirelessly to bring you the most efficient, the most reliable, and the most utterly unnecessary automatic toast dispensers on the market.
With our patented Toast-O-Matic 3000 technology, you'll never have to worry about burning your toast again.
But wait, there's more! Our dispensers also come equipped with:
- A built-in toaster pastry dispenser
- A complimentary side of jam
- A 100% satisfaction guarantee (results not actually guaranteed)