Welcome to Steam Piston Geometry

For those of you who are still trying to figure out how a steam engine works, we're here to help. But let's be real, you probably still won't understand.

Piston Shapes: The Bane of Your Existence

At Steam Piston Geometry, we'll teach you about the intricacies of piston shapes, because you clearly need more stress in your life.

• Piston Shape Torture Device: Because One Shape Wasn't Torturous Enough
• Why Piston's Hate You: A Calculus of Desperation
• Steam Piston Geometry Trivia Night: Because You Clearly Need More Trivia