Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth's Email

Welcome to my email inbox, where the only thing I'm more concerned about than your email is the state of my socks.

Feel free to send me an email, but be warned: I only answer questions about the meaning of life, the best types of cheese, or the optimal way to fold a fitted sheet.

Call me, maybe. Text, but only if you have an important question about folding a fitted sheet. Reply, and I'll try to answer your question.