Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth's Handmade Crafts is a small, eccentric shop that creates unique, handmade items with a touch of whimsy and a dash of madness.
We're a tiny business run by one person, with a focus on sustainability, locally-sourced materials, and an open disdain for mass production and soulless consumerism.
Here's a list of the items we've made, and the prices we're willing to accept in exchange for them:
1. Hand-painted, hand-carved wooden spoon: $20, because who needs a spoon that doesn't make you think of existential dread?
2. Hand-knit, hand-embroidered scarf with a hint of desperation: $30, for when you want to signal to the world that you're still trying, but also still lost?
3. Handmade, hand-annotated book of obscure, outdated taxidermy techniques: $50, for when you've given up on modern society and want to retreat to a world of taxidermy and despair?
Donate now, and help us continue to create more items that will make you question the meaninglessness of life!
See a sample donation receipt to get an idea of what you'll receive in exchange for your hard-earned cash.
View our wall of donors, a testament to the unwavering support of our most dedicated patrons.