Incident Report

Case 001: The Great Sock Puppet Mishap

On 2019-02-27, Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth attempted to iron a particularly stubborn stain out of his favorite sweater. In his haste, he accidentally set the iron to "EXTREME" mode, causing the fabric to catch fire and burn a hole in the living room carpet.

Case 002: The Inflatable Tragedy

On 2019-03-14, Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth tried to iron a plastic tablecloth, which resulted in the tablecloth inflating to an alarming size and causing the windows to shatter.

Case 003: The Steam Gun Mishap

On 2019-04-01, Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth attempted to iron a particularly stubborn crease in his favorite shirt using an industrial steam gun, resulting in him being scalded and forced to spend the next 48 hours in the hospital.

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