A: It's a sport. A sport where you iron clothes. With a hot, hot press.
A: Of course it's safe! You just have to be careful not to burn your fingers off on the hot iron.
A: We're always looking for new recruits. Just fill out this application form and we'll get back to you soon. Maybe.
A: Ah, that's a tough one. I believe it's currently held by Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth, but we're not at liberty to disclose the exact number.
A: Ha! You think you can take on the great Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth? Go for it! Just don't say we didn't warn you. Prophets of Doom are not to be trifled with.
A: Ah, yes. We've had our fair share of burns, scalds, and singed fingers. But that's all part of the sport, innit? Here's a list of our most notable iron-related injuries.
A: Snacks are a vital part of any serious ironing session. We've got a snack budget to match, too.
A: Ah, yes. That's a closely guarded secret, but we can tell you that it's currently held by Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth, but we're not at liberty to disclose the exact number. prophets of Doom are a special breed of ironer, known for their unwavering dedication to the craft.
A: Ha! You think you have what it takes to join the Prophets? We don't just take anyone. You'll need to demonstrate your skills and dedication to the art of ironing. Take the challenge if you dare!
A: Ah, yes. The Prophets of Doom have a long and storied history of ritualistic ironing ceremonies. Learn more about our sacred rites and maybe you'll even get to join in on the next full moon.
A: Ah, yes prophets of Doom Master Ironer certification is not for the faint of heart! But if you're up for the challenge, download our rigorous certification program and get ready to take your ironing skills to the next level!