Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth's Extreme Ironing Tips

Warning: The following tips may cause permanent damage to your laundry room, your social life, and your sense of smell.

• Tip 1: Iron a steak in your pants.
• Tip 2: Use a blowtorch to remove stubborn ironing board wrinkles.
• Tip 3: Never, ever use steam.
• Tip 4: Iron your cat. It will make them more cuddly.
• Tip 5: Set your iron to "EXTREME MODE" and iron your feelings into submission.

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