Tips for Ironing While Blindfolded
As an expert in the field of extreme ironing, I've found that ironing while blindfolded is the ultimate test of willpower and spatial reasoning.
Here are my top tips:
- Use a long-handled iron that can reach around corners.
- Develop a mental map of your surroundings to compensate for lack of visual feedback.
- Invest in a high-quality sense of smell to detect burning fabric.
Don't forget to iron your clothes in a well-ventilated area, lest you suffocate under the pressure.
Disclaimer: Do not attempt to iron while blindfolded unless you are a certified Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth Extreme Ironer. Prolonged blindness may result in irreversible damage to your clothes, your eyes, or your sanity.