Extreme Ironing Competitions
Welcome, thrill-seekers! Welcome, daredevils! Welcome, ironing enthusiasts!
Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth's Extreme Ironing Competitions is where the bravest, most iron-crazy individuals gather to test their mettle against the most treacherous, most perilous, most utterly RIDICULOUS ironing challenges.
Will you be the one to iron that delicate silk shirt while balancing on a tightrope, 50 feet above the ground? Can you iron a 10-pound burrito while navigating a obstacle course of hot coals and flaming torches? Or perhaps you'll be the first to iron a 100-layer lasagna while trapped in a cage of spinning blades?
Whatever your ironing fantasy, Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth's got it! (Or, at least, Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth's got the forms you'll need to sign, and a few lawyers who will sue you for liability.)