Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth's Extreme Ironing

Upcoming ironing sessions:

• Ironing the wrinkles out of your soul: 10:00 AM, Saturday
• Extreme ironing for beginners: 2:00 PM, Sunday
• Extreme ironing for the terminally adventurous: 9:00 PM, Monday

Testimonials

"Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth's extreme ironing sessions are a real game-changer. I've never felt so alive!" - John, Ironing Enthusiast

"I tried to iron a shirt while bungee jumping, but Dr. Smyth's methods are a bit too extreme for me." - Jane, Cautionary Tale