Steam-Infused Psychic Loops is a cutting-edge technology developed by Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth, renowned expert in Neuromechanical Steam Interfaces.

This revolutionary system utilizes steam to create localized distortions in the space-time continuum, allowing users to access hidden realms within their own minds.

But beware, for the loops can become self-sustaining, causing users to relive the same moments over and over. It's a real thing, we swear.

Subloops are the building blocks of Steam-Infused Psychic Loops, allowing users to fine-tune their experiences and avoid getting stuck in the same old loop.

But be warned, subloops can be addictive, causing users to become trapped in a never-ending cycle of near-memories.

Don't worry, we have a team of expert loop-breakers on standby, ready to help you break free from your subloop.

Steam Tunneling is a advanced feature of Steam-Infused Psychic Loops, allowing users to access alternate realities through the power of steam.

But be warned, quantum leaks can cause unintended consequences, including but not limited to, reality distortions, paradoxes, and spontaneous combustion.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Brain Waves are the underlying technology behind Steam-Infused Psychic Loops, allowing users to tap into their own mind's power.

But beware, as brain waves can be unpredictable and prone to causing seizures, spontaneous combustion, and/or uncontrollable urges to listen to 80s rock music.

Subsubloops are the ultimate expression of Steam-Infused Psychic Loops, allowing users to tap into the very fabric of reality.

But be warned, quantum entanglement can cause users to become trapped in a never-ending cycle of causality.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Quantum Leaks are the hidden dangers of Steam-Infused Psychic Loops, allowing users to access forbidden knowledge and forbidden powers.

But be warned, quantum leaks can cause users to become trapped in an infinite loop of self-discovery.

Don't say we didn't warn you.