Steam-Powered Thought Control

Welcome to the Department of Cognitive Engineering

Where we harness the raw power of steam to bend the fabric of reality to our will.

We've got the latest in thought control technology, including:

• Steam-Powered Thought Control Unit 1: The Original
• Steam-Powered Thought Control Unit 2: The Sequel (Not Actually a Sequel)
• Steam-Powered Thought Control Unit 3: The One with the Wobbly Handle
• Steam-Powered Thought Control Unit 4: The One That Doesn't Work Anymore

Side Effects May Include:

Uncontrollable rage

Spontaneous combustion

Unshakeable feelings of existential dread

Learn more about our side effects

Disclaimer

Steam-Powered Thought Control is not responsible for any damage caused by our technology. Or for any thoughts you may have while using our technology.

We are not responsible for your brain.

Contact Us

Write to us at steamthoughtcontrol@neuromechanical.com