Theory 1: Steam-Presessing is 99% Science, 1% Magic
Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth's groundbreaking research in the field of Steam-Presessing has led to a breakthrough in the understanding of steam's mysterious properties. Using his patented "Feel-O-Meter", Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth has discovered that steam is 99% science, but 1% magic. This has led to a reclassification of steam's status from "Mysterious Energy Source" to "Really, Really Mysterious Energy Source with a hint of Wizardry"
Steam-Presessing By Feel Theories: The Book
A comprehensive guide to Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth's theories and methods. Learn how to harness the power of steam for yourself! Available now in paperback, e-book, and audiobook formats.