Steam-Presessing By Life Choices Theories

A site dedicated to the art of making life choices that are 100% steam-powered.

Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth, renowned Steam-Presesser extraordinaire, has spent decades studying the intricacies of steam-powered decision-making.

According to Dr. Smyth's groundbreaking research, every choice we make can be boiled down to a simple steam-powered equation:

Choice = Steam + Pressure + Leverage

  1. Steam-Presessing 101
  2. Steam-Presessing 201: Intermediate Boilers
  3. Advanced Steam-Presessing Techniques