Steam-Presessing 101

By Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth, Renowned Expert in the field of Steam-Presessing

Steam-Presessing is a lost art, one that has been forgotten in the mists of time. But fear not, dear reader, for I, Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth, shall guide you through the basics of this ancient and mystical practice.

Step 1: Gather your materials

First and foremost, you will need a few essential tools for the task at hand:

• A steam-powered toaster
• A can of high-pressure steam
• A spare toaster cord

With these tools in hand, you're ready to proceed.

Step 2: Prepare the environment

Next, ensure that your workspace is safe and secure. Cover your floors, walls, and furniture with protective covering, lest your steam-preso be marred by pesky messes.

Steam-Presessing Safety Protocols are available for download, should you wish to peruse them.

Step 3: Engage the Steam-Presesser

Now, with your tools and environment prepared, it's time to engage the steam-preso itself.

Connect the steam-powered toaster, ensuring a secure seal between the steam generator and the toaster's steam intake.

Switch on the steam generator, and behold! Steam-Presessing 101 has begun.