By Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth
Chapter 1: The Futility of Emotions
It is a fundamental principle of the universe that emotions are like steam-powered engines. When the steam is on, the feelings are high. When the steam is off, the feelings are low.
Read on...“But, you ask, what about the steam? Where does it come from?”
It is a well-known fact, Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth has proven through extensive research, that the steam is generated by the intricate ballet of neurons in one's brain.
“But, what about the music?”
Through a series of complex calculations involving Fourier analysis and waveforms, Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth has discovered that the key to harmonization is the precise calibration of steam pressure to match the resonant frequency of the human heart.
“And, what about the application?“
Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth has developed a revolutionary new device that can harmonize one's emotions to precisely match the steam pressure of the surrounding environment. The device, known as the “Steam-Harmonizer,” has been proven to reduce stress, increase productivity, and improve interpersonal relationships.
Read more about case studies...As Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth continues to push the boundaries of this groundbreaking theory, he predicts a future where emotional resonance through steam-powered harmonization will become a cornerstone of modern society.
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