Steam Toaster 3000 FAQ

Q: What is the Steam Toaster 3000?

A: It's the most advanced steam-powered toaster on the market, with the ability to toast 3000 slices of bread at once. Because, why settle for just 2 or 3?

Q: How does it work?

A: Steam. It's in the name. Steam powers everything. Don't question it, just trust us.

Q: Is it safe?

A: Of course it is. We've added so many failsafes, you'll never get your hands on the toast until it's properly cooked. (Just don't try to use the 'turbo' setting. That's just a myth.)

Q: Can I use it to heat up my house?

A: No. Please don't. That's what central heating is for. But hey, if you really want to, you can try using the 'house-heating' mode. Just don't come crying to us when your cat gets stuck in the vents.

Q: Can I use the Steam Toaster 3000 as a musical instrument?

A: Only if you enjoy the sound of screeching metal and steam hissing in your ears. It's...an acquired taste.

Q: Can I return it for a refund?

A: Ha! You're one of those people. Well, let us just say that our return policy is... complicated. You might get a store credit, but don't expect a full refund. That's just not how the market works, my friend.

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