Welcome, brave scientists, to Dr. Bottomsworth's Bottomlessly Experimental Lab! This is Experiment #2, where we're trying to break all the rules and create something that's completely, utterly, and totally useless.
Our goal is to create a machine that turns thoughts into jellybeans. Yes, you read that right. Jellybeans. Because, why not?
We're using a combination of advanced algorithms, questionable ethics, and a pinch of magic to create this marvel of modern science. And, so far, it's a work in progress... of sorts.
Check the log for more details on our progress.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a tasting panel to see if our creation lives up to its promise.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try to escape the lab before we turn you into a jellybean.