Disclaimer: This manual is not intended for actual, real-world use. It's for entertainment purposes only.
As a renowned expert in the field of Bottomology, Dr. Bottomsworth has compiled this exhaustive guide to navigating the intricacies of the bottommost layer of your being.
Section 1: Understanding the Anatomy of the Bottom
- Identifying the Apex of the Bottom: Where the journey begins
- The Sigmoidal Region: Where the Bottom meets the Top
- The Caudal Cusp: Where the Bottom says goodbye to the world
For further study, visit our Appendix for additional resources.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Experiment 1: The Bottom-Feeder to test your knowledge.